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BEER QUOTES

BEER QUOTES

Beer is a wholesome liquor….it abounds with nourishment.” –Dr. Benjamin Rush, American physician

“Quaintest thoughts, queerest fancies come to life and fade away. What care I how time advances; I am drinking ale today.” –Edgar Allan Poe

“I decided to stop drinking with creeps. I decided to drink only with friends. I’ve lost 30 pounds.” –Ernest Hemingway

“Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.” –Ernest Hemingway

“Many battles have been fought and won by soldiers nourished on beer.” –Frederick William

“Spring is here, so let’s have a beer.” –Randal G. Sprecher

“There is more to life than beer alone, but beer makes those other things even better.” –Stephen Morris

What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? What event more awfully important to an English colony than the erection of its first brewhouse?” –Reverend Sydney Smith

“Beer drinking doesn’t do half the harm of lovemaking.” –Eden Philpotts

“I do not remember the poor creature, small beer.” –William Shakespeare

“..and I will make it felony to drink small beer.” –William Shakespeare

“You can never buy beer. You just rent it. –Archie Bunker

“Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer.” –Al Bundy

“Beauty lies in the hands of the beerholder.” –Anonymous

“Life’s too short to drink cheap beer.” –Anonymous

“There can’t be good living where there is not good drinking.” –Ben Franklin

“America is a country of beer, not wine, drinkers.” –Tom Dalldorf

“Beer, if drunk in moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit and promotes health.” –Thomas Jefferson

“I recommend..bread, meat, vegetables, and beer.” –Sophocles

“I work until beer o’clock.” –Stephen KingGod made yeast, as well as dough, and he loves fermentation just as dearly as he loves vegetation.” –Ralph Waldo Emerson

“24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not.” –Stephen Wright

“Beer: The cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.” –Homer Simpson

“They who drink beer will think beer.” –Washington Irving

“Beer has long been the prime lubricant in our social intercourse and the sacred throat-anointing fluid that accompanies the ritual of mateship. To sink a few cold ones with the blokes is both an escape and a confirmation of belonging.” –Rennie Ellis

“You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.” –Frank Zappa

“For a quart of Ale is a dish for a King.” –William Shakespeare

“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.” –(mis-attributed to Benjamin Franklin)

“Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.” –Dave Barry